After a traumatic childhood event involving an inflatable Wonder Woman and a priest, Daniel Gordon swears to a life of celibacy and devotes his life’s work to creating an action figure named ‘Captain Abstinence’, a superhero whose mission is to battle the forces of promiscuity. But when the designs for Captain Abstinence are rejected by the creative team of a large toy company, Daniel begins to question his beliefs. Throwing caution to the wind, Daniel embarks on an intimate adventure with Tracy, an attractive co-worker who has also led a life of purity. Or so she says. As Daniel is lured further and further towards the dark side, he discover the error of his ways and inadvertently realizes his life purpose.