One day a fella comes home to find that his roommate has returned from college with his new girlfriend. But to his horror, his friend took the name of Chad, and the lifestyle of a pretentious weakling… He followed others…. He became a HIPSTER. Far worse? His girlfriend thought it was original and funny to WEAR A MOUSTACHE! Oh the horrors that such little creature burden upon society. Thinking that they are right, that they are above others and must place their views upon anyone. It is a sad sickness.