A mentally unstable 30-something widow ANGELINA JONES (James Di Giacomo), works as a fame-struck, low level Hollywood gossip news reporter. Hell bent on finding a father figure for her gay teenage son JOE, Angelina frequents Miss Lolly’s (Dot Jones) Speed Dating Club, where she meets: JACOB, (James Kyson) a devout Atheist; a CHRISTIAN GLAM ROCKER who is a recovering heroin addict; KELLY an amorous deviant who mistake’s Angelina to be a chick with d*ck, and DOUBLE D a celebrity transsexual mafia hit-man from the FBI’s Witness Protection Program. Angelina’s delusional hopes of making a better life for herself and her son gets blindsided by the sudden reappearance of her foul-mouthed, married-to-the-mob mother, CONNIE CAMPOLITARRO (Patty McCormack).