Ted walks in on his roommate Brad cuddling with his girlfriend Vanessa. Ted is in love with the beautiful Vanessa, but he knows that he could never get a girl like Vanessa while Brad is around. Brad is the one with all the charm and all the confidence, and Ted sucks. The next day, Ted and Brad are at a bar when an incredibly slutty waitress named Jessica Hall starts flirting with Brad. Brad and Jessica begin to see each other secretly. Vanessa accidentally reads a text on Brad’s phone from Jessica, and realizes she has been duped. She asks Ted to spy on the two of them and take a video. Ted agrees because he will do “anything for my best friend’s girlfriend”. Ted shows Vanessa the videotape and she is devastated. After an epic fight with Brad, she breaks up with him. The next day Jessica Hall reveals herself to be a kleptomaniac and she steals all of Brad’s stuff.