John Phineas is at home, waiting for a very important call. Trouble is, the phone won’t stop ringing with cold callers as they try to sell him everything from car insurance to conservatories. John tries to put a stop to the calls but is told that this may take up to 28 days and he’s expecting a very important call today! Then John hears of a way in which he might be able to get struck off their list - off every list. Apparently, if he’s rude and obnoxious to them when they call they will remove his name from their databases. The phone rings! John grabs his cup of tea, takes a deep breath and picks up the receiver.