Grant is not having the greatest run at life. He works a dead-end job in a fish and chip shop, is hounded by his porn-loving boss for being an ‘oofty’, and is in desperately in love with Kiera, who works at the fancy bagel store next door. But when Grant’s obsession with eBay shopping yields a mysterious spellbook that just happens to be real, things take a turn for the unusual.Through the power of the Dark Arts, Grant just might have the chance to win Kiera’s heart - but was man really meant to meddle in such things? Starring upcoming Australian actors John Williams and Lelda Kapsis, with a supporting role by Geoff Paine (ex Neighbours), ‘Pisces, Arise!’ is a ridiculous romp that questions just how many laws of Nature we’ll break, just to score a pash.