After getting fired from his pizza job, Dave decides to enroll in college. After being denied admission for lousy grades, he decided to fuck the admissions officer in the hopes of changing her mind. Once admitted, he quickly finds a job as a teaching assistant to support his educational expenses but ends up fucking his students instead. After a few weeks of this, Dave’s grades begin to slide. He is failing all his classes, so he decides to see if he can do some extra credit by fucking one of his professors. Since he can’t fuck all his professors, he decides to try and study for at least one of his classes to maintain his D average. He scours the campus to find a hot, young coed for a study buddy, but he ends up fucking her before they can even hit the books. With his grades and ethics now in the dumps, he gets summoned to the academic probation office for final review before being dismissed from the university. Dave gets the bright idea to try and fuck the academic probation officer in the hopes of remaining in school.